\f0\fs16 Having surprised her husband in the act of cheating on her with the hired girl, the rural housewife left the bedroom but then went right back with a .22 rifle. Aiming the weapon at the genital area of her spouse, who was cowering buck-naked in the corner, the woman announced coldly, "I'm agoin' ter turn a bull enter a steer, Jake."\p
\t "No, no!" pleaded Jake. "Not like this! Gimme some sorta sportin' chance, Rachel!" \p
\t "Awright," agreed Rachel through clenched teeth. "You kin set 'em aswingin'." \p